Nobody will ever know
tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

little-miss-creepy-pasta:

joyinthetardis:

professionalcinnabon:

kyian:

littlecrowburd:

land-of-curses-and-quartz:

i-hecked-up-so-bad-when-i:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

arm, nude, door, coke, passion. What the fresh hell is my brain trying to tell me

Secrets, naked, passion, suicide, none???????? um

Fool leave past tease kiss Whelp idek

coke kick naked leave flesh

naked bail cut lice meme

kiss cut leave wisdom door

Um…. Bail, leave, flesh, crush and suicide. Okay.

malice , kick, rage, passion, coke……   my sex life in my head. 

little-miss-creepy-pasta:

joyinthetardis:

professionalcinnabon:

kyian:

littlecrowburd:

land-of-curses-and-quartz:

i-hecked-up-so-bad-when-i:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

arm, nude, door, coke, passion. What the fresh hell is my brain trying to tell me

Secrets, naked, passion, suicide, none???????? um

Fool leave past tease kiss
Whelp idek

coke kick naked leave flesh

naked bail cut lice meme

kiss cut leave wisdom door

Um…. Bail, leave, flesh, crush and suicide. Okay.

malice , kick, rage, passion, coke……   my sex life in my head. 

avengetheworld:

Dex (haunter/gengar) and Viktor (rotom) are ghost bffs 4 life

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
(via eliaes)

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

catopeeta:

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

what the absolute fuck

LMFAOOOO

catopeeta:

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

what the absolute fuck

LMFAOOOO

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.


We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.

They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.

That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.

Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:

Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.